Such delicacies await you in A Cookbook for Cannibals

Do you know how to select a top quality piece of meat? Do you know the different types and grades to choose from? Do you know the difference between how to deal with each of them? How to prepare them? Does she need fattening before her date with the pot? What about when the big day comes? What should she wear? What should she not wear? Will you know what to do when she balks when she sees the pot or the spit?

Learn how to select and grade quality meat. How to tell the difference between the grades of Beef, Pork and Lamb. Learn how to deal with a tempermental meal. And, most of all, learn how to serve and host a truly exotic - and erotic - dinner party!

So, what are you waiting for? There are a limited number of copies left from the last printing, and there may not be another one. Whether you are a professional cannibal or an amateur one, no practicing or aspiring cannibal should be without a copy of this landmark book. To order YOUR copy:

You'll be glad you did!

And, click here (or on the picture at top) to see the script for a never shot Cookbook video commercial.

A Cookbook For Cannibals: The Movie was planned but never completed. There was, however, a single short called Jungle Drums produced. It is available on video in a special collectors edition. Click here for details.